madmaxriemelt:

Bae: I want you to cum on me ;) 

Me:

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warumonzaemon:

when you try and pull out before you buss but she clench it at the last second

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thebootydiaries:

rest in peace rata tootie (2016-2016)

fatdryad:

evelynnesbit:

masculinity is a prison, time doesn’t exist, gender isn’t real, virginity is a construct, and Jesus wasn’t white.

me @ dinner parties

vancityreynolds:

Straight White Male: “Hey-”

Me:

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haramdaddy:

omnomnom74:

I think the VMA’s was one of Nicki’s “speak the truth, even if your voice shakes” moments, because you can see she almost didn’t say anything, and then the “hell, no, i’m not going to be quiet” part of her took over.   <3

this is why she’s my fave

(Source: 1975blog)

nice-wig-janis:

weavemama:

CELEBRITY FUTURE TELLING

I WAS not ready for the end